#659 Infertility Urban Legends
#660 Your Reasons to Laugh at Infertility
#661 You Sold your Baby Books at a Garage Sale
#662 You Listen to Fertility Songs Over and Over and Over Again
#663 On the Bright Side of Male Factor Infertility
#664 You are a Fertility Twin Spy
#665 Your Fertility Clinic only Calls with Good News Before Noon
#666 You Look at Mother’s Day Facebook Photos
#667 Happy Mother’s Day. No Way!
#668 You Have a Fertility Appointment on Mother’s Day
#669 The Royal Wedding: Is Kate Fertile?
#670 Infertility Myths…Busted!
#671 What NOT to Say to your Fertility-Challenged Wife
#672 Poor Shania Twain
#673 Infertiles got Talent
#674 Pickles and Breast Milk Ice Cream
#675 Bootcamp for Infertiles
#676 You Refuse to see your Friend until you are Pregnant
#677 St. Patrick’s Day..Infertile Style
#678 There’s Something in the Water
#679 Infertility has made you Weird
#680 I Know Someone who Adopted and then got Pregnant
#681 Even her Unborn Baby has a Facebook Profile
#682 No First Birthday Invitation for you!
#683 This Week in Celebrity Infertility News
#684 It’s Great to be an Infertile Because…
#685 A Message to Infertility
#686 Trying for a Baby is Fun!
#687 It’s Fun to Confirm your BFN with a Blood Test!
#688 Your Infertility Confessions
#689 Why don’t you just Switch Fertility Clinics?
#690 You Order Infertility Movies from your Library
#691 Your Infertile New Years Resolution
#692 Dear Fertility Santa
#693 Your Friend’s Pregnancy Plan makes you want to Smack her
#694 Your First Thoughts after the Dreaded Pregnancy Announcement
#695 Are those your Twins?
#696 Do to come to this Reproductive Endocrinologist Often?
#697 Happy Infertile Christmas…Again
#698 The Why-don’t-you-just-adopt’ Friend
#699 It’s the Holidays and No, I’m not Pregnant yet, Aunt Florence.
#700 The Infertile Soap Opera
#701 Another Question for Doctor Google
#702 Wouldn’t it be Great to be Pregnant at the Same Time!
#703 You are not alone in Infertility
#704 Ways to Drive an Infertile Crazy
#705 How to Survive an Infertile Halloween
#706 The Infertility Exemption Pass
#707 Getting Pregnant can be Hard
#708 What to Expect when you’re not Expecting
#709 You Feel yourself up in Public
#710 How to Conceive a Baby Girl
#711 You’re Relieved to see Another Woman carry a Tampon into the Bathroom Stall
#712 At this Rate, your Kids are going to be 20 Years Apart
#713 You Bought too much Fertility Medication
#714 Hope Spelled Backwards is Epoh
#715 You have a lot of People Looking at your Vagina
#716 You are not always Jealous of Pregnant Women
#717 This is the Last Box of Tampons you’ll ever Buy
#718 The Childless Babysitter
#719 You are more than your Infertility
#720 You know you’re Infertile when…
#721 The Back to School Facebook Photos
#722 Just Relax and it won’t Happen
#723 You are Jealous of a Pregnant 56 Year Old Chimpanzee
#724 An Infertile Saturday Night
#725 The Infertile Positive
#726 Those Damn Inspiring Infertility Quotes
#727 Good Luck Phoning your Mommy Friend
#728 Dear Mother Nature
#729 You saw your Fertility Doctor at a Restaurant
#730 You Cry over an Adam Lambert Song
#731 Sure you’ll get Pregnant Naturally
#732 Infertility Movies
#733 How to Fake Implantation Bleeding
#734 You are no Longer Invited to Kids Birthday Parties
#735 Fertility Clinic Liar
#736 How did She get Pregnant after her First Insemination?
#737 You are the Designated Infertile Driver
#738 Warning: Pregnancy Signage will make you Jealous
#739 I don’t want to Talk about your Friend’s Daughter’s Artificial Insemination
#740 The Infertile Inner Thoughts
#741 The Best Places to Cry about Infertility
#742 You’re not Infertile
#743 Finally, an Online Pregnancy Test
#744 Count the Pregnant Women
#745 Happy Father’s Day, Here’s some Zinc
#746 Your Reasons to Laugh at Infertility
#747 That Darn Dentist Chair
#748 Can I just get a Quickie IVF in Las Vegas?
#749 Advice for Ali, The Bachelorette
#750 You Talk to your Blood Test
#751 The Two Week Wait Survival Guide
#752 Is it Morning Sickness or did you just Eat too much Pasta?
#753 Testing Early. Don’t Do it!
#754 You Suffer from UrinePhobia
#755 Worst Father of the Year goes too…
#756 Furrtility- Meaning when your Cat gets Pregnant before you
#757 Where is that Magic Fertility Solution?
#758 You read Infertility Blogs
#759 You Listen to Fertility Meditation DVDs
#760 You are the Last one of your Friend’s to get Pregnant
#761 We Miss you, Coffee
#762 The ‘Thank Goodness I’m not Her’ Moment
#763 Hysterosalpingogram: Sure you can pour Liquid down my Fallopian Tubes
#764 Don’t ask us if we’re Expecting
#765 Infertile Women are Smug
#766 The Mother’s Day Dread
#767 Tips on Finding a Fertility Doctor
#768 Why am I not Pregnant Yet?
#769 YouTube Ovulates
#770 Infertility doesn’t have to be a Taboo Subject
#771 The Confusing Ovulation Predictor Kit
#772 Dear Infertile Abby
#773 Your Husband thinks you’re on Crazy Island
#774 It’s Nice to see Someone Enjoying their BFNs
#775 The Fertility Equation
#776 Stop Obsessing about Fertility Already!
#777 Please don’t give me Pregnancy Advice if…
#778 You Stopped Wearing Deodorant
#779 The Infertile’s Guide to Social Media
#780 Hope is a Four Letter Word
#781 You Know it’s a Bad Infertile Day When…
#782 The Cheerful Negative Nurse
#783 You are Breast Obsessed
#784 Crying Hysterically Burns Calories
#785 Hey Facebook Friend, Stop Posting your Ultrasound Photos
#786 You had me at Transvaginal Wand
#787 No, We don’t have a History of Quadruplets in our Family
#788 A Single Trip to the Toilet can Bring you to Tears
#789 Paging Doctor Google
#790 The IVFcation
#791 Mommies talk about Poop, You talk about Cervical Mucus
#792 Hold onto Hope
#793 You call your RE with Embarrassing Questions
#794 Estrace Turned your Urine Blue
#795 You Suffer from Period Underwear Denial
#796 I Know Someone who Knows Someone who got Pregnant Trying…
#797 Your Younger Sibling is Pregnant Before You
#798 You Drank Alcohol During your Two Week Wait
#799 Telling me how much Daycare Costs does not make me Feel Better
#800 Helpful Tips to Achieve a Positive Pregnancy Result
#801 Where do the Spermies Go?
#802 No, I’m not Pregnant. I just have Ebola
#803 The “is there something you want to tell me” Moment?
#804 Parenting Failures
#805 Fertility Drug Side Effects can be Hairy
#806 Happy Valentine’s Day! No Sex for you!
#807 Male Infertility is no Joking Matter
#808 You are not a Jealous Infertile
#809 Did you Hear the one about the Infertile and the Chicken?
#810 Return your Negative Pregnancy Tests to the Store
#811 I don’t want to Play “Guess your Due Date”
#812 Not Pregnant but sure getting some!
#813 The Infertile Birthday Wish
#814 Please don’t give us Infertility Advice
#815 Your Infertile Pregnancy Dreams
#816 Your Dog is Pregnant….Yup. Still Jealous
#817 The “I should be pregnant now” Moment
#818 The Infertility Breakdown
#819 Just Lose Weight and you’ll get Pregnant
#820 You know you’re Infertile When…
#821 The Real Fertility Acronyms
#822 The Chemical Pregnancy Tease
#823 We don’t want to see your New Baby
#824 The Frozen Embryo Transfer Diet
#825 You Re-Pee on your old Pregnancy Sticks
#826 The Two Week Fate
#827 Infertile Winners of 2009
#828 Your Husband Inspects your Pads
#829 New Years Resolution, Infertile Style
#830 The Toilet Paper Inspector
#831 The Day Before your Test
#832 Ways to Spot an IVF Mom
#833 The Baby Birthday Party
#834 You’re Baby will come when it’s ‘Meant to be”
#835 The Infertile Answering Machine
#836 The Flush and Ring
#837 Holiday Greeting Card, Infertile Style
#838 Advice for the Fertile
#839 Googling Fertility Drug Side Effects is not Good
#840 Everyone’s a Fertility Expert
#841 Keep your Shelves Stocked with Pineapple
#842 Fertility Medication and the Vaginal Suppository
#843 Your Mother-in-Law wants to be a Grandmother
#844 Things an Infertile wants to do but Probably Shouldn’t
#845 Infertility Re-Introduces the Sanitary Napkin
#846 Is Baby Dust and Regular Dust the Same Thing?
#847 The Infertility Life Cycle
#848 Constipation and the Fertility Drug
#849 Childless Couples not Welcome
#850 Don’t be Hostile, Cervical Mucus!
#851 You will get Pregnant, I just know it
#852 IVF doesn’t happen in One Day
#853 Your Embryos are in the Freezer
#854 It only takes one Sperm to get Pregnant
#855 At this Rate, you will be one Old Mama
#856 The “Here comes a Stroller” Double Take
#857 Screw you, Fertility Diet!
#858 Forced Relaxation Boot Camp
#859 Your Baby’s Future Birth Announcement
#860 IVF: The Final Frontier
#861 Your Fertility Drugs are in the Fridge
#862 The Saliva Ovulation Test
#863 Where do you fit in?
#864 Can I get my Money Back for a Failed IVF?
#865 Overwhelmed by Infertility
#866 You are too Tired to Clean your House
#867 You know you’re Infertile when…
#868 Preparing for the Christmas Hell-idays
#869 You take Birth Control Pills during IVF
#870 A Letter from your Unborn Baby
#871 A Letter to your Unborn Baby
#872 You Failed your IVF or IUI before it even Happened
#873 Reasons why you Failed your IUI/IVF
#874 You haven’t Ovulated since 1990
#875 No, I’m not Next (to get pregnant)
#876 You Suffer from Infertility Amnesia
#877 Infertility in the Stone Ages
#878 The “Just Relax and it will Happen” Response
#879 Pick me a Good Looking Sperm
#880 How to Tell People you’re Pregnant (after Infertility)
#881 How to Cheat on your IUI
#882 Good News Sucks
#883 The Waiting Game
#884 You Mark your Ovulation Dates on your Calendar
#885 The Five Stages of Finding out you’re not Pregnant
#886 The Wall of Babies at your Fertility Clinic
#887 Testing Early is Never Good
#888 The IUI Punch Card: Buy One IUI get one Free
#889 The ABCs of Infertility
#890 You Urinated on your Future Child
#891 The Nurse’s “Clear” Explanation of the IVF Process
#892 Stop your Feelings of Regret Already!
#893 The List of Questions for your RE
#894 The Fertility Hand Bag Search
#895 Adopt is not just a 5 Letter Word
#896 You’re Right. You should feel Depressed about your Life
#897 If only People could Read your Infertile Mind
#898 Your Friends Throw Poopie Diapers in your Trash Can
#899 You would still use an Expired Pregnancy Test
#900 Hooray for Low Sperm Count!
#901 An IUI should not be Confused with a DUI
#902 Hop Aboard the Infertility Roller Coaster!
#903 You are now too Poor to Afford Children
#904 IVF: The Cookbook
#905 Don’t Pick up the Phone after a Failed IUI
#906 Your Friends are Pregnant with their Second
#907 Keeping yourself Occupied in the Fertility Clinic Waiting Room
#908 If only Doctor Google would provide Positive Answers
#909 Take your Temperature after a Cup of Hot Tea
#910 Insemination Day means all Plans are Canceled
#911 You Visit Fertility Websites at Work
#912 The Red Dotted Toilet Paper
#913 How to Spot an Infertile at the Office
#914 Great Ways to Avoid Pregnancy
#915 The Two Week Wait
#916 Stalking your fertility Doctor
#917 Everyone on Facebook is Pregnant
#918 You saw your Potential Baby in a Test Tube
#919 The Baby Shower Survival Guide
#920 Do Pregnant Women Feel Envious of You?
#921 The Fertility Diet doesn’t Work
#922 The Real Ways to Enhance your Fertility
#923 Peeing a lot doesn’t mean your Pregnant
#924 Your Friends have stopped asking you…
#925 Your Fertile Friends Speak a Different Language
#926 You have already Named your Children
#927 You Pretend Someone Else’s Kid is your Own
#928 Your Husband Lacks Fertility Friends
#929 Your Baby Room is now your Office
#930 You Feel Old at Thirty
#931 You are an Anti-Fertile
#932 Stop Telling me I Look Skinny!
#933 Your Doctor Tells you that an Orgasm will Help
#934 You are an Infertile Celebrity Stalker
#935 The Non-Fertility Doctor Visit
#936 A Standing Ovation for Ovulation
#937 Maternity, Where?
#938 You are an Endometriosis Diva
#939 The Insensitive Infertile
#940 Hearing the Double Pregnancy News
#941 Your Husband is no Pregnancy Fortune Teller
#942 How did you know your were Pregnant?
#943 Scary Infertility Reason
#944 Yes, Mother, you might never be a Grandmother
#945 You are a Fertility Drug Addict
#946 You have Fur Children
#947 Cervical Mucus
#948 You never have to Explain Birds and the Bees
#949 Please Explain Unexplained Infertility
#950 Are you Infertile or Menopausal?
#951 This Time Next Year…
#952 You Touched your own Cervix
#953 You May Lose your Lunch during Pregnancy News
#954 There are a lot of things Wrong with your Besides Infertility
#955 Your Bathroom has Become your TTC Lab
#956 Why are there Pregnant Women Everywhere?
#957 Your Mom Clips out Articles about Infertility
#958 Not Pregnant, Just Fat
#659 You need a Pregnancy Psychic
#960 You have more Facial Hair than your Husband
#961 Your TTC Anniversary
#692 You Faked a Baby Bump
#963 Dear Period
#964 Wipe Clear and Have no Fear!
#965 You Rented Baby Mama
#966 Your Wedding Vows
#967 You’ve Done a Headstand after Sex
#968 You’ve Held his Sperm Sample Under your Armpit
#969 You Want Morning Sickness
#970 You Ran into your Friend During a D&C
#971 Moms Night Out
#972 You have more Acne than a Teenager
#973 Vacation Sex didn’t Work
#974 Is it Really your Period?
#975 Ode to Infertility
#976 You Imagine your Life Childless
#977 You’re Already Planning for Baby #2
#978 You come to Fertility Sites using an Alias
#979 You Made your Husband have Penial Surgery
#980 Your Husband’s Sperm Test…
#981 You have Pregnancy Books by your Bed
#982 You Analyze your Breasts for Pregnancy Symptoms
#983 What is an Accidental Pregnancy?
#984 You Trick your Basal
#985 Your Hubby has Low Sperm Count
#986 Envious of the OctoMom
#987 You Look at Fertility Websites
#988 When Someone Writes Congrats on your Facebook Wall…
#989 You Secretly Thought about…
#990 You Examine the Toilet Paper
#991 You Take Pregnancy Tests Everywhere
#992 You Pretend you’re Pregnant
#993 Fertility Acronyms
#994 You get Mad at your Partner…
#995 You Haven’t Drank Alcohol in Four Years
#996 Your Fertility Doctor is on your Speed Dial
#997 People keep asking you when you’re going to have a Baby
#998 You’ve Cried in a Public Restroom
#999 You Google Words like Ovulation and Sore Breasts
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