Sep 07


You can’t get pregnant and you found out why,
male infertility is no reason to cry.
You tried for a year with not even a bump,
you did all you could with that special stump.

You just want a baby that comes to full term,
but sadly, cervical fluid doesn’t like sperm.
So you sent dear hubby to see the Doc,
he poked and he prodded his special rock.

The doctor confirmed that his count was low,
bad motility with little flow.
So off you went to fix his wheel,
a surgery was booked for a varicocele.

Not a fun surgery to brag to the guys,
so he iced his parts and told a few lies.
Four months went by and his counts status quo,
so onto fertility, hand in hand you did go.

IUI, IVF, fertility drugs,
You shared a few tears and a whole lot of hugs.
Your babies will come, this is something you know.
You’ll pay off your treatment with a reality show.

Just keep believing and hold onto hope,
learn how to smile and learn how to cope.
You might feel infertile but only today,
tomorrow, there’s sunshine and you’ll see past the grey.

photo: here

8 Responses to “#900 Hooray for Low Sperm Count!”

  1. Guera! says:

    You've helped restore my sanity and give me something to smile about each morning!

  2. InfertileNaomi says:

    Very happy to hear that!

  3. Trinity says:

    LOVE it! Thanks for the chuckle! :)

  4. Fertility Guy says:

    As a guy with male factor IF, I resemble that remark. ;-)


  5. InfertileNaomi says:

    Hooray for a male comment! Sorry you resemble that remark, Fertility Guy!

  6. Anonymous says:

    You are fantastic, thank you for the laughs. Just starting up IVF #3 and loving your blog…..keeps a smile on my face!

  7. finding_ac says:

    true true…

    ♥ ac

  8. JackieMac says:

    This is funny