Retailers are wondering why their sales have increased so dramatically this fiscal year in the following categories:
2) Raspberry Leaf Tea
3) Dark green leafy vegetables
4) Whole grain products
During a two week period each month, retailers have wondered why sales have increased in these categories. “I can’t keep pineapple on my shelf,” says Farmer Joe of Joe’s Fertile Mart. “The women come in and take all my fresh pineapple and even pineapple flavored gum.” Billy Bob of Folic Bakery agrees. “For two weeks every month, I can’t keep stock of my Folic Acid flavored bagels.” News flash, store owners! The infertile is your best customer. Stock your shelves with loads of fresh pineapple because it’s rumored to help with our uteral lining. We’ll buy extra of that Raspberry leaf tea and anything whole grain is our best friend. Please also keep in mind that we will also go through the “who cares I am not pregnant anyways” diet and purchase a lot of chocolate, diet sodas and sugar-related products.
That teenage girl who accidentally got knocked up surely didn’t get pregnant after drinking her pineapple martini.