Infertility is difficult enough so when you finally do get pregnant (and you WILL), you should be rewarded with an Infertility Exemption Pass. This pass will guarantee a great pregnancy, no complications, no morning sickness; just a beautiful healthy belly bump that you deserve to show off. First off, everyone (from those who got pregnant on their first try to those who struggled to conceive) are entitled to a good pregnancy without complications BUT Fertility Gods, just give us a break here and give us the Infertility Exemption Pass. We’ve put in our time, paid thousands of dollars to have a fertility doctor knock us up, failed, succeeded, failed again, and when (not if) it happens, we want it to go smoothly.
Fertility Gods in preparation, kindly exempt us from morning sickness, miscarriage, and complications. Please bring us a healthy baby. And we don’t mean to be greedy but while you’re at it, also kindly exempt us from 1. Excessive acne (we already have some from the fertility drugs), 2. Excessive weight gain (again, we have that already from the fertility drugs), 3. We hear that some women become uglier during pregnancy. No need for that. 4. An easy and pain-free labor and delivery (preferably on a good hair day as well). Thank you in advance.
In the meantime, keep bringing us hope, strength and determination because what isn’t today, could be tomorrow.