You have read the book, The Secret, and know that if you really believe something will happen, it will. Oprah says so. People have told you that if you believe you will get pregnant, then it will happen. So why hasn’t it yet? In the inner workings on your mind, you repeat positive pregnancy affirmations in hopes that your womb will somehow hear your pregnancy desires.
“I will get pregnant.” “I will be a mother.” “I will have a baby this year.” “I will carry a child to term.”
I will keep saying these positive pregnancy affirmations so my partner’s sperm will hear. If only you were Mel Gibson in the stellar movie, What Women Want, and someone could actually hear your inner thoughts.
After an IUI, it may look like you are laying on your back with your eyes shut but you are really meditating. If only the nurse knew what you were really thinking. “These sperms are strong and plentiful.” “My uterus is a happy and inviting place.” “I will ovulate and reproduce.”
After baby making sex, your partner is happily sleeping while you lay on your back in an elevated position for the next 30 minutes. “My partner’s sperms have only one tail and head.” “My cervical mucus is a warm and sperm-healthy environment.” “My fallopian tubes are open and clear.”
If only Mel Gibson could hear the thoughts of an infertile woman. He might need another drink after his return from rehab.