You could have been a gymnast or at least a member of Cirque du Soleil. You really missed your calling.
Your doctor recommended putting a pillow under your behind and laying on your back for 30 minutes after baby-making sex. No urinating either ladies (a mistake you made several times, early on!) But I don’t recall your doctor ever informing you that you need to do a headstand or any other gymnastic pose. But you still continue to do them all.
You have tried:
- a full headstand.
- a partial headstand where you place your hands on your lower back and lift your legs straight above your head.
- lifting your pelvis.
- putting TWO or THREE pillows under your behind (the recommended one pillow is not working out for you).
- laying on the bedroom floor and placing your legs on the wall.
- any other yoga pose.
Your husband continues to be impressed during each of your Cirque du Soleil performances.
If you are interested in tickets, the next performance is days 10-20, every other day.
What other poses have YOU done?