You might be sitting at the same party but the fertile (aka ‘mom’) and infertile (aka ‘you’) women won’t understand each other.
You might as well be speaking two different languages.
- The fertile discusses her lactation fluid, you chat about cervical fluid.
- The fertile complains about nursing at 3am, you nurse a hangover in the middle of the night.
- The fertile talks about the latest strollers, you talk about your latest mis Carriage.
- The fertile talks about baby acne, you discuss fertility drug-induced acne.
- The fertile makes a splendid recipe with basil, you just took your basal temperature.
- The fertile talks about artificial baby food, you know about artificial insemination.
- The fertile is all about the baby gate, you’re about the surrogate.
- The fertile chats about poopie diapers, you talk about urine tests.
- The fertile talks about drinking from a dixie cup, you just pee in one.
At your next party, when the fertile whines about being pregnant, just drink more wine.