Jun 29

You are not infertile. After you’ve been trying for over a year, your doctor classifies you as infertile; wikipedia says you’re having infertility issues and Doctor Google and the rest of the Internet says you’re a definite infertile.

But you are not infertile. Change the name already.

  1. You are pregnancy-challenged.
  2. Uterusly Slow.
  3. Ovulationally Delayed.
  4. Ovary Oppressive.
  5. You’re suffering from Cervical Mucus Confusion.
  6. You have a Fallopian misunderstanding.
  7. You’re a Fertile Freak with Low Embryo Energy.
  8. Your Follicles are Frozen.

But you are definitely NOT infertile. It WILL happen.

(Check out my interview with and fertility advocate, Brenda Strong.)

15 Responses to “#742 You’re not Infertile”

  1. the misfit says:

    “Uterusly slow.” “Fallopian misunderstanding.” HILARIOUS! LOVE YOU!!

  2. says:

    Love this. I am 3 and 5!

  3. Beej says:

    This could possibly be one of the best blog posts EVER! Thanks for the laugh!

  4. says:

    Seriously made my night. Thank you!

  5. Bekah says:

    My RE prefers “Subfertile”

  6. becky says:

    try sperminally challenged

  7. says:

    I think I’d be #4
    too funny!

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  8. camille says:

    Ha. Love Fallopian Misunderstanding.

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  9. says:

    Even THIS did not make me feel better today?!? Uhhh, What is UP with me?

  10. says:

    LMAO… “fallopian misunderstanding”. If other people knew, that’d so be going on my Facebook status right now. Or a t-shirt. I’m undecided. ;)

  11. Jackie says:

    I always liked using the phrase “fertility challenged.”

  12. says:

    OMG, that was my exact thought process up until our 2nd RE visit. Hello, denial.

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  14. Catharine says:

    I am so the first one!!!!

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