Mar 12

When you’re at the end of your infertile rope,  you just cannot cope and (want to smoke dope), hold onto hope. If you just want to mope and overeat cantaloupe and crank call the Pope, still hold onto hope. When you’re body says “nope,” and your mind says “can’t cope”and your tubes can’t fallop and you can’t remember the last time you used soap, and your heart wants to mope and you Facebook Friended the Pope and your bad breath wants Scope and you want to find a fertile to elope, just say NOPE.

You will cope, you won’t elope and you will find your HOPE.

16 Responses to “#792 Hold onto Hope”

  1. Sherry says:

    Thank goodness my tubes do fallop. That’s all I have going for me!

  2. TTC Girl says:

    If I call the pope, will that make me pregnant?

  3. Jessie's Girl says:

    Love this one! I’m holding onto hope even if I get rope burn.

  4. Ella says:

    I have so much hope even when I don’t.

  5. Busted Kate says:

    And you’ve gotten another restraining order for grope(ing)!

    Whatever, I was close. :-)

  6. leah says:

    i will always have hope (but I may not call the Pope.) Good suggestion though

  7. Nathy says:

    “Hope” spelled backwards is Epoh! Not sure what that means but it even sounds hopeful. Smile!

  8. TTC Train says:

    hope hope hope. a million times over hope.

  9. ali says:

    THANK YOU FOR THIS WEBSITE! I love it so much and it helps alot. Really hope u win a blog award for this. you are an inspiration!

  10. carrie says:

    laughing so hard that i think i just soiled another pair of panties! At least I’m not alone about the stained panties.

  11. No baby yet says:

    This blog rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It gives me infertile hope! That’s how I cope and I wash with soap.

  12. says:

    This was great! Thanks for giving me some hope on a day when I didn’t feel like I had any left.

  13. sara says:

    maybe i should elope to cope? Not getting fertilized with my current partner. Hmmm

  14. I honestly felt at the end of my infertile rope and then I came here and nearly peed my pants with laughter. I think I climbed back up at least two knots.

  15. Manapan says:

    Maybe if I elope with the Pope the offspring will stick! :)

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