Yes, there are real books out there that actually tell you how to conceive your child’s gender. While many of us infertiles are just wondering how to conceive, some fertiles out there are taking it to the next level.
- Eat a lot of sweets, fish and vegetables.
- Have intercourse on even numbered days.
- Have intercourse when the moon is a quarter full.
Trying for a Boy?
- Eat salty foods and red meat.
- Have intercourse standing up.
- Have intercourse during a full moon.
Are you serious? How about some better literature on how to conceive a baby for those pregnancy-challenged folks?
- How to conceive when egg and sperm won’t fertilize.
- How to conceive when your ovaries are twisted and your tubes won’t fallop.
- How to conceive when his sperm is lazier than a Sunday morning.
- How to conceive when you’ve been trying for more years than Suri Cruise has been alive.
- How to conceive when you have a transvaginal wand inserted into your lady parts.
- How to conceive. Seriously. Just how to conceive.