Sep 14

The last thing you want is someone searching though your purse, especially a security guard.

It’s inevitable. You go to a concert, you go through airport security and someone has to go through your hand bag. They may be searching for weapons but what they’ll find is something very very different.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP. The sensors go off and security searches your bag.

What’s this? A package of ovulation predictor kits, a pregnancy test, a container of fertility pills, Pre-Seed Fertility Lubricant , a basal thermometer, your temperature chart, dixie pee cups, an RE business card, a donor egg, a package of washed sperm, raspberry leaf tea, fertility yoga DVD, a saliva ovulation detector, a container of Fertilaid and one or two (just in case) tampons. “What seems to be the problem, officer? I am allowed to bring a semen analysis cup into another countries.”

It’s probably a good idea to remove your fertility needle from your purse as well. Just a suggestion.

photo: here

5 Responses to “#894 The fertility hand bag search”

  1. Shanny says:

    Did you go through my purse to list those items? And no, I will not remove the needle! What if I need it during the flight? lol

  2. callmemama says:

    LOL! Hilarious. Although I feel like you're forgetting something…

  3. Another Dreamer says:


    You know what's sad though? This post just reminded me that my HCG is still in my purse from when I took it with me to my appointment this morning… just in case I needed it. (*hangs head*) LOL!

  4. still_inconceivable says:

    What? You mean they don't allow syringes on the plane, these injections are to expensive to waste on terrorism plots!

  5. finding_ac says:

    gah! lol

    ♥ ac