At the beginning, you had no idea that it was not recommended to pee following sex.
There were many times when you happily rushed off to the toilet after an adventurous baby-making experience. Your future children poured out of you and quietly drowned into the toilet bowl. Bad, bad mother. Later, when you started waiting that 30 minutes before going to the bathroom, you thought of all those poor little babies that met their early death by toilet water. Think that a miscarriage is the only way to lose a baby? How about the time where your future child dripped down your legs or met their death in a puddle in your panties? Maybe you let out a loud cough, and a gush of sperm stained your bed or perhaps, you wiped the remaining liquid on a piece of toilet paper.
Watching your babies helplessly drown in a toilet bowl is terribly sad. A good mother would have saved them and stuck them back inside.