Thank goodness for the fertility nurses clear explanation about the IVF process.
The nurse will contact you to clearly explain the following process for your treatment:
On your day one, twirl around than contact the clinic to book an appointment with the nurse, call in the morning but not after 2pm, you will go to the drugstore and purchase a slew of fertility drugs, wear a red sundress, you will start Lupron after watching an episode of Dr. Phil, you will come into the clinic on your day three for blood work and ultrasound, you will start birth control pill and you might take the pills from 21 through 230 days, you will start your Superovulatory drugs and follicles will start to develop, eat a candy bar, ultrasound and blood, reduce then increase drugs, dye your hair brown then blond, days 4-87 reduce your other drugs, and start your shots, come into the clinic day 6, ultrasound and blood, reduce pink pill and start blue pill, day 170 HCG shot at exactly midnight, tracks eggs, eat eggs from fridge on brown toast, line embroyos, injections, transfer, Progesteron…. Day 2 wear red, Day 8 wear green, Day 9 turn sideways, Day 16 raise your left hand, Day 280, Day 66, Day 109….
Take Superovulatory drugs….Birth Control….Progesteron….Lupron…Reduce, Increase drugs daily…..
Do you have any questions?
YES! What the f*%# did you just say?? My head hurts.
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