Sep 21

Hey Bert!
Hey Ernie!
Hey Big Bird!

Let’s all sing those ABCs together, infertility style!

A – Azoospermia (Help! You have no sperm!)
B – Being Barren
C – Cervical mucus (Your favorite type of mucus!)
D – Donor eggs (Whose your daddy?)
E – Eggs (Do not hard boil or scramble)
F – Failed IUI, failed IVF…ect…
G – Getting pregnant naturally (Tell us your secret!)
H – Heal my hymen, doctor!
I – In vitro fertilization me!
J – Jiggly breasts (Early pregnancy symptom?)
K – Kegel exercises (No need to hit the gym!)
L – Loopy for Lupron!
M – Male factor infertility is awesome!
N – Negative pregnancy tests (Save your money. Their always negative!)
O – Ovulation predictor kits
P – PCOS, Progestrian and periods rock!
Q – Quack (Aka your fertility doctor)
R – Rip roaring baby-making sex! (Not as fun as it sounds)
S – Semen analysis cup (Do not drink!)
T – Two week wait (It’s definitely not worth the wait!)
U – Urology appointment (Help us, Doctor Balls!)
V – Varicocele veins (Stop heating up that sperm!)
W – When are you going to get pregnant? (World’s best question)
X – X-ray that scrotum!
Y – Yes! (You’re still not pregnant!)
Z – Zygote, where are you?

photo: here

7 Responses to “#889 The ABCs of Infertility”

  1. Rach says:

    LOL! Good laugh for the day.

  2. still_inconceivable says:

    LMAO! Help us, Doctor Balls! Where do you come up with this stuff?

  3. Amy says:

    Clever post!

  4. finding_ac says:

    for sure..maybe we all can hang this on our nursery walls untill we finally do get pregs!

    ♥ ac

  5. Another Dreamer says:

    Ha, very clever! N is very true, and R is just hilarious.

  6. Kristin (kekis) says:

    Awesome! What a good one. :)

  7. AP says:

    Great laugh!!!! Keep them coming LOL