An infertile blog has not done its job if it did not address cervical fluid in detail!
Cervical fluid. The stuff in your underpants you never knew existed until recently. You merely thought it was just a nuisance or you had a yeast infection. Tell Jenny and Sally to step aside because cervical fluid is your new best friend. You greet ‘her’ arrival with happiness and glee, as you know that she will soon bring her friend ovulation.
As your fertility books have informed you, you know when she has arrived by reaching in and stretching her out. Why must fertility books always compare this to food? Cervical fluid is like egg whites; yeast infections are similar to cottage-cheese. Forget about eating a cheese omelet after that! At least these books refrain from comparing them to delicious foods like candy or cookies or pasta. “Your husband’s semen looks a little weak this month.” Your doctor would say. “It resembles marshmallows or white hot chocolate.” At least we can be thankful for that.
Just please never mention cervical fluid while you’re eating breakfast, especially while enjoying eggs and sausage.