Aug 23

At your work, you may think that you are the only one experiencing infertility problems, but most likely, there are other women who are in a similar situation.

Here are some ways to spot an infertile woman in the work place:
1) At meetings, she accidentally uses the word “fertilization” instead of presentation.
2) She mysteriously shows up late for work everyday for two weeks straight.
3) Your office calls a plumber to remove 7 Ovulation Predictor Kits jammed in the toilet.
4) She brews a hot cup of raspberry leaf tea each morning.
5) You catch her weighing her breasts on the bathroom scale.
6) She talks on her cell phone using code words like “TTC,” “RE” and “IUI.”
7) Her financial presentation includes her follicle size and her husband’s sperm count.
8)You hear crying from the bathroom stall and she asks if anyone has an extra tampon.
9) She always has extra Dixie cups during the staff holiday party.
10) She glares at your belly when you wear a loose fitting t-shirt.
Guaranteed, there are other women in your office going through a similar journey. You just have to know how to spot them.

5 Responses to “#913 How to spot the infertile at the office”

  1. Carol says:

    really good post. I'm cracking up.

  2. MelissaP05 says:

    Haha, so true so true.

  3. Ariha says:

    I dun think so Naomi..All this dummies seem ti be happily pregnant cept me.Everytime I come across so many pregnant women wearng tight fitting clothes to especially reveal their pregnant bellies.I see them around like that for a few months and then they go somewhere.Probably on maternity leave.I secretly hope that something happens to them. :-D

  4. finding_ac says:

    i thought i was the only one who was obvious in my office, everyone was so business oriented that we didnt even know someone was pregnant untill after they gave birth, although i could spot them a mile away- no one would acknowledge such a thing in the

    ♥ ac

  5. Rach says:

    LOL. This was was too funny.