Mar 16
Admit it. When it comes to infertility, you’ve asked Doctor Google A LOT of strange questions…
You’ve asked Doctor Google if you’re pregnant, what to eat after an IUI, if you should stand on your head after sex to increase your chances, and other weird “why is there red spots on the toilet paper?” questions. We’ve all asked these questions during our infertile journey which means we are not alone in our infertile thoughts. Heck, you probably found THIS website by googling something strange too… And you did, didn’t you?

Here are some real life questions people googled that led them to this blog (whether they meant to come here or not):
  1. “advise for infertile woman who doesn’t eat figs or parsnips”
  2. “black spots on toilet paper”
  3. “constipation and fertility”
  4. “can you help your husband with sperm sample”
  5. “buying coffee for husband before IUI”
  6. “could i be pregnant if my tummy jiggles”
  7. “cum on chest, shower next day, pregnant”
  8. “where to find dirty magazines for semen sample”
  9. “does a handstand after sex help the sperm”
  10. “dogs getting pregnant by their brother”
  11. “how to keep sperm warm for IVF clinic”
  12. “how to get semen into the cup”
  13. “pregnant, red fuzz in discharge”
  14. “red string in toilet”
  15. “sperm, fertility, crack”
  16. “do sperm clinics provide porn”
  17. “what to look for when your infertile dog is expecting”
  18. “how far in vagina do you have to shove up your vaginal suppository”
  19. “I have a little dick and can’t get it into the semen cup”
  20. “Is my cervical mucus supposed to taste like eggs”

Don’t worry, no one knows who you are but we’ve all asked Doctor Google some strange questions along the way.

14 Responses to “#789 Paging Doctor Google”

  1. Jess says:

    OMG! That is too funny. I think a lot of those people ended up at the wrong blog.

  2. OMG, I’m dying. I started off picking my favorites but they just kept getting crazier. You gotta love Dr. Google. Only man you could confess to that you’ve tasted your cervical mucus and that you got pregnant from a load shot on your chest.

  3. says:

    Oh my, LOL

    #19 just had me busting up, that’s horrible lol!!!

  4. Amanda says:

    #20…… HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  5. Lizette says:

    LOL …. that is toooooo funny!

  6. Elle says:

    Gosh this hits home for me – just yesterday I was Googling “tingly vagina pregnancy!” I felt insane! The more hilarious thing is that other people actually posted their “tingling” experiences! :-)This list is awesome.

  7. happysmurf says:

    Elle, that’s what always gets me. When I post something completely bonkers when symptom spotting and see that thousands of other people have asked something similar. Infertility and ttc makes you crazy!:) x

  8. says:

    OMG. Those last two just made me snarf my coffee.

  9. Nicole says:

    Omg!! Lmao!

  10. Carolyn says:

    Yes. Yes I did. But whatever it was I typed in to Dr. Google, I’m glad I found my way here. Thanks for the laughs!

  11. Julie Smith says:

    Doctors don’t know what causes infertility in about half the cases in men, but think many men’s infertility problems may be rooted in their genes.

  12. Rebeccagrace says:

    So funny and true. I myself like the symptom checker on WebMD. I always put in my symptoms and see if “pregnancy” comes up in the possible conditions box, and if so how close to the top it is, lol!

  13. Stephanie says:

    LMAO! I have been “paging” Dr Google ALL week!! But what does my CM taste like eggs, OMG!

  14. says:

    Nice, I found this blog by Googling, “Why the fuck am I not pregnant yet.” Wasn’t sure what Dr. Google might have to say about that query, but I’m very, very happy I landed here. It feels SO GOOD to laugh.