There’s one… There’s one… There’s one… Oh wait. She’s just fat. Thank goodness.
Every time you leave the house, it feels like every single pregnant woman on earth decides to walk past you. Every place you turn, someone’s pregnant, sporting a baby bump, pushing a stroller or even worse, pushing a stroller with a baby inside AND holding onto a toddler’s hand. How come she gets two babies when you can’t even get one! A fun game to play is ‘count the pregnant women.’ Betcha can’t count just one! There’s one. There’s one. Hey, there’s another! It’s a super fun game to play because you can either play it at a baby shower or every single time you leave your house! Walking down the street – there’s a bump. Going to the grocery story – there’s a fertile in the pickle aisle. At the gym – hey look, it’s pregnancy fit hour. Neat!
Don’t you wish that you could just carry a sign that read ‘I’m feeling lonely. Any other infertile’s in the crowd? If so, wave your ovulation sticks.’ But if you want to know if there are any other infertile’s out there, just look at her eyes. She will be glaring staring at a pregnant belly.
Damn. It’s a full time job being this bitter and jealous all of the time.
Check out my new interview with and Fertility Adovcate, Brenda Strong!