Constipation + Bloating = Fertility medications.
Reasons why your fertility medications are so awesome!
- Who needs to do number 2 anyways! Sometimes it’s nice to just visit the toilet once a month. Your bathroom never smells (because of you) and you always know that you never have to use a public stall to do your business.
- Your toilet will never get plugged (by you, that is).
- You only need to eat a bite of bread before getting full and bloated. Think of all the grocery money you save!
- Fearful a burglar will break into your house? Never fear! You can knock them out with one of your swollen and firm breasts! ‘Burglar knocked out by piercing nipple! Full story at 7.’
- You have more acne than a teenager. Popping zits are fun!
- You can play Santa this year with your swollen belly.
- You can give yourself a needle in a public place and not get arrested.
- You have fun gas bubbles to play with in your belly. The neighborhood kids will love it!
- Your drugs side effects tell you that you are allowed to be moody.
- Daily headaches are a great excuse not to clean the house!
Fertility drugs are fun!