Mar 22

Just to torture yourself, you will watch any movie that touches on infertility. From the “tear jerker” Baby Mama to the 3 second infertility clip in Julie & Julia, you had an emotional breakdown watching these films.

Here are some famous quotes from popular movies with an obvious hidden infertile message**

Jerry Maguire- You had me at invitro fertilization.

E.T.- E.T. phone home (obviously means Embryo Transfer).

Field of Dreams- If you build it, he will cum.

Casablanca- Here’s looking at you, transvaginal wand.

Sudden Impact- Go ahead, make my day (14)!

The Terminator- Hasta la vista, (test tube) baby.

Forrest Gump- My mama always said life was like a box of Progesterone, you never know when you’re gonna FET.

And, of course, don’t forget your favorite movies with similar hidden infertile meanings

Hairy’s Potter and the Transvaginal Wand.

Puregon with the Wind

Pineapple Express

It’s a Wonderful Life (if you weren’t infertile)

**(Disclaimer. Do not blame this website if these movies are now ruined for you)

12 Responses to “#786 You had me at transvaginal wand”

  1. Reena says:

    Thanks for such a great blog – please don’t ever stop!

  2. says:

    Ling OL at Pineapple Express! :D
    Oh don’t forget Up! I was Down! watching their sad little IF story.

  3. Hysterical, especially ET!

  4. omg randi – when DH and i were watching Up!, i was in hysterics….i was crying sooooooo hard that i couldn’t watch any more! DH finally got me to watch the rest of it the next day – zoiks did that tug at my heart!

  5. Hilarious!

    I, too, cried my way through Up!. My poor hubby thought I was crazy.

  6. says:

    This is the funniest post title I have ever read.

  7. Nicole says:

    Wow, these are so true! I can’t wait to see J. Lo’s new movie too!! I love the movie “Baby Mama”!

  8. Kerry says:

    I cried during Baby Mama – a lot!

  9. Amanda says:

    “Up!” and “Marley and Me” kept me bawling. Movies should come with infertility warning labels.

  10. Dave says:

    This is the funniest post title I have ever read.

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  12. scandinavian endo girl-only-aunti? says:

    Watching UP! in public, not the best decision i´ve made. Sobbing trough out the whole thing, and I do not ever cry in public.