How much baby making sex can you really have?
If you’ve actually counted, maybe 14,786 times. For the last few months/years, you’ve had more baby making sex than a horny teenage boy. And it’s not for pleasure. It’s timed, purposeful and sometimes over quite quickly. “I don’t care if you’re not in the mood, honey. It’s 6:00am and we are doing it right now!” Sometimes (or most times), you hardly feel like doing it but it’s ovulation day and you really have no choice. You do it whether you’ve just had a fight, whether you feel sick or whether you are at home or in a public place. Doctors orders. You must do it.
“Aunt Millie, save us a place at the dinner table. We’ll be downstairs in 20-60 seconds.”
Number of times you’ve had sex in a given year = 14,786
Number of orgasms = 0-3