Jan 31

How much baby making sex can you really have?

If you’ve actually counted, maybe 14,786 times. For the last few months/years, you’ve had more baby making sex than a horny teenage boy. And it’s not for pleasure. It’s timed, purposeful and sometimes over quite quickly. “I don’t care if you’re not in the mood, honey. It’s 6:00am and we are doing it right now!” Sometimes (or most times), you hardly feel like doing it but it’s ovulation day and you really have no choice. You do it whether you’ve just had a fight, whether you feel sick or whether you are at home or in a public place. Doctors orders. You must do it.

“Aunt Millie, save us a place at the dinner table. We’ll be downstairs in 20-60 seconds.”

Number of times you’ve had sex in a given year = 14,786
Number of orgasms = 0-3

12 Responses to “#812 Not pregnant but sure getting some!”

  1. Anonymous says:

    sounds like me, for sure.

  2. Michelle says:

    roflmao.. that's freakin great

  3. Where's My Stork? says:

    I remember one time I said, "hurry up and do it…. and get off me." :)

  4. Amanda says:

    lol! it's sad but true! and i remember thinking that would never happen to us.

  5. Rebecca says:

    Ah, so true. How pitiful is it that once we started having IUI's part of me was so glad that we could finally not have sex as much…

  6. Anonymous says:


  7. Kim says:

    As pathetic as it sounds, it's so true. All for a good cause, right?!

  8. waiting and wishing says:

    Totally pathetic, but oh so true!!!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Oh yes!! Worst is when you tell someone you're TTC and they say, "Enjoy it!" or "Have fun trying!", wink, wink. They have no idea.

  10. cheryl says:

    The good news about doing ivf is we don't have to worry about that anymore to have a baby. The bad news is that I now know that sex will never equal a baby for us :(

  11. Anonymous says:

    the worst is having to schedule and schedule sex and try try again, while heartless friends tell you they got pregnant the FIRST time. It only took once! UGH! That's great!

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