Apr 11

Dear well-meaning family, friend and oblivious co-worker,

We do not appreciate your well-meaning advice on how to get pregnant but please don’t give us advice if: Continue reading »

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Apr 09

Hey, what smells? Oh. It’s you.

In infertility, you make up your own rules and somewhere along the way, you stopped wearing deodorant because you believed it affects your ability to get pregnant. Continue reading »

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Apr 06

Who doesn’t just love social media sites like Facebook and MySpace! An infertile doesn’t, that’s who! Continue reading »

Apr 05

HOPE is a four letter word but conveniently so is:

Cra*p, another negative pregnancy test!

F**k, why am I not pregnant yet?

Sh*t, am I the only person in the world who can’t get pregnant? I feel envy.

Hell, what is wrong with me? Come to my pity party.

Damm, that teenage girl got accidentally pregnant and I’ve been trying for months (what a sl*t)!

Darn, when is it my turn?

Fart, this sucks.

wait….time…cost…want…need…luck…aunt flow…wand…bump.

But after all the swearing and crying, we still hold onto the four letter words that give us strength: Love, Heal and Hope.

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Apr 04

You’ve had many bad infertile days. The “wonderful” memories of you crying on the bathroom floor; recalling the sweet time where you had an emotional breakdown in the grocery store; and that magical moment where you cried in front of your boss. What wonderful memories. What freakin’ wonderful infertile memories. Continue reading »

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