Only an infertile could have fake morning sickness.
During your two week wait, there are several occasions where you feel nauseated or think you feel sick. Maybe you’ll wake up in the morning and you feel like you are hit with a wave of nausea. You feel both awful and excitedly happy thinking that you must be pregnant. Than later on, another wave of nausea will hit you and right after dinner, you race to the toilet believing that you will be sick at any moment. But then you feel better and secretly feel that it must be pregnancy because you are rarely sick. So where is your positive pregnancy test? Thinking back, maybe you actually felt ill from that caffeine free milk-uccino you’ve been drinking instead of coffee or maybe it was the extreme amounts of pineapple, brazilian nuts, yams, red meat and folic acid you’ve been ingesting during your two week wait. But you MUST be pregnant! You ate just a simple bowl of pasta and then felt so sick right after. Maybe it was too much garlic but also the the color of that Mountain Dew drink really seemed to put you over the edge. Really, does a soda really have to be that green in color? Yuck.
Seriously, only an infertile could experience fake morning sickness, feel extremely pleased during the nausea, only to find out later you are indeed, very unpregnant. It takes a special talent. Really.