Jan 11


If you are a true infertility, you know what the acronym TTC means because you chart your BBT almost everyday. But a serious infertile also knows the full infertility acronyms, SCREW YOU, style.

RE – Retriever of eggs.
BBT – Barren but terrific.
TTC – Trying to come.
WTFAINPY
– Why the fuck am I not pregnant yet?
ITOPWIP – I’m the only person who isn’t pregnant.
YHTBITYALSDYT – You had two babies in two years? A little slutty, don’t you think?
MFAAPAAMEAITF – My friends are all pregnant and all my embryos are in the freezer.
ICEGPWTPTSRITE – I can’t even get pregnant when they put the sperm right into the egg.
WIOB – Where is our baby?
IDWTHYPN – I don’t want to hear your pregnancy news.
CMIMFTOM – Cervical mucus is my favorite type of mucus.
WRAIDH – We relaxed and it didn’t happen.
PTATD - Pregnancy tests are the devil.
IGHOFA – I get high on (folic) acid.
ILAMVDMTILAMH – I look at my vaginal discharge more than I look at my husband.
IWSMFCIIHT – I will stalk my fertility clinic if I have to.
IWTSBBIKTTIMH – I want to steal babies but I keep that thought in my head.

WSHH…… We still have hope.

33 Responses to “#821 The real fertility acronyms”

  1. Michelle says:

    roflmao.. love this! thanks!

  2. Trinity says:

    "YHTBITYALSDYT – You had two babies in two years? A little slutty, don't you think?" is my fave one! :)

  3. Rach says:

    LOL! So great!!

  4. tishi says:

    ILAMVDMTILAMH

    TWITB!!! (that one is the best)

  5. waiting and wishing says:

    AWESOME!

  6. the misfit says:

    Brilliant. As usual.

  7. Tiffany says:

    YATS! (You are the shit!)

  8. Krystal says:

    "YHTBITYALSDYT – You had two babies in two years? A little slutty, don't you think?" is also my favorite one as well. Although when it applies to my SIL it's going on three now instead of two.

    How about:
    ISMTITBTISHT – I spend more time in the bathroom than I should have to
    IAOMPAPTK – I am on my period and prepared to kill

    :)

  9. Kristina says:

    OCYA-Of Course you are…the response in my head when someone else announces they are pregnant. (that's the nice version!)

  10. Pregnant Yuppy says:

    YHTBITYALSDYT – You had two babies in two years? A little slutty, don't you think?
    ROTFLMAO!!!

  11. Nichole says:

    Oh my gosh – that is SO hilarious! I have no idea how I got through the first 4.5 years of TTC without your blog!

    AMAZING!

    I am going out on a ledge here and am saying IWTSBBIKTTIMH (I want to steal babies but keep that thought in my head)- is my favorite!

  12. T Lee says:

    HAha, I think I'm going to make a WRAIDH button for my blog, lol.

  13. Melis.sa says:

    love it!!

  14. Maren says:

    HILARIOUS! LOVE IT!

  15. About us says:

    love it! thank you so much!

  16. Nikus says:

    So freaking hysterical! You rock lady!

  17. Jo says:

    Oh, God, I needed a good laugh today! This has to be one of my favorite posts, ever. I am totally bookmarking it for the next time I need a good pick-me-up. Thanks!

  18. wifey says:

    YHTBITYALSDYT – You had two babies in two years? A little slutty, don't you think?

    Just awesome. Especially since I was just reading MckMama's blog and she's preggo again. That will make five in oh, five years. So jealous.

  19. Tara dS says:

    Wifey- I am with ya. I really love MckMama's blog but a bolt of jealousy shot through my heart with that last post. Five for her and none for me? NOT FAIR!!!

    I will go with YHTBITYALSDYT as my personal favorite with IWTSBBIKTTIMH as a close second!

  20. Baby On Mind says:

    Love it! Love It! Love it!
    Yup, my favs are YHTBITYALSDYT & IWTSBBIKTTIMH.
    Of course I love WSHH… we just have to love it…..

  21. Rebecca says:

    OMG!! These are SO hilarious! I love the two babies one. Seriously, how many times do I think that about women I see at the store or who I know!

    You made my day! :)

  22. Where's My Stork? says:

    This was amazing!! Thanks for the laugh!!

  23. Ann - Building a Nest says:

    So funny!

  24. TeeJay says:

    One of your best!

  25. Anonymous says:

    Thanks for making me laugh. ITOPWIP is the most appropriate for my work. I'll remember it the next time I see another pregant woman and think…not fair…
    Hopefully I'll laugh now at the memory rather than run for a cry in the ladies.

  26. Laura says:

    One of the best posts…ever!

  27. Amy says:

    I love all of them, but in particular ITOPWIP.
    I'm following you and hope you'll follow me too.

  28. MRS.B says:

    So funny! These posts really brighten my day!

  29. Jem says:

    Too funny! Spot on, sistah!

  30. Amanda says:

    lol!! way too funny!

  31. marsha says:

    genius! thanks for this!!!

  32. Anonymous says:

    IWTSBBIKTTIMH – I want to steal babies but I keep that thought in my head.
    My favourite :p

  33. Shannon says:

    ROTFLMAO

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