If you are a true infertility, you know what the acronym TTC means because you chart your BBT almost everyday. But a serious infertile also knows the full infertility acronyms, SCREW YOU, style.
RE – Retriever of eggs.
BBT – Barren but terrific.
TTC – Trying to come.
WTFAINPY – Why the fuck am I not pregnant yet?
ITOPWIP – I’m the only person who isn’t pregnant.
YHTBITYALSDYT – You had two babies in two years? A little slutty, don’t you think?
MFAAPAAMEAITF – My friends are all pregnant and all my embryos are in the freezer.
ICEGPWTPTSRITE – I can’t even get pregnant when they put the sperm right into the egg.
WIOB – Where is our baby?
IDWTHYPN – I don’t want to hear your pregnancy news.
CMIMFTOM – Cervical mucus is my favorite type of mucus.
WRAIDH – We relaxed and it didn’t happen.
PTATD - Pregnancy tests are the devil.
IGHOFA – I get high on (folic) acid.
ILAMVDMTILAMH – I look at my vaginal discharge more than I look at my husband.
IWSMFCIIHT – I will stalk my fertility clinic if I have to.
IWTSBBIKTTIMH – I want to steal babies but I keep that thought in my head.
WSHH…… We still have hope.
roflmao.. love this! thanks!
"YHTBITYALSDYT – You had two babies in two years? A little slutty, don't you think?" is my fave one!
LOL! So great!!
ILAMVDMTILAMH
TWITB!!! (that one is the best)
AWESOME!
Brilliant. As usual.
YATS! (You are the shit!)
"YHTBITYALSDYT – You had two babies in two years? A little slutty, don't you think?" is also my favorite one as well. Although when it applies to my SIL it's going on three now instead of two.
How about:
ISMTITBTISHT – I spend more time in the bathroom than I should have to
IAOMPAPTK – I am on my period and prepared to kill
OCYA-Of Course you are…the response in my head when someone else announces they are pregnant. (that's the nice version!)
YHTBITYALSDYT – You had two babies in two years? A little slutty, don't you think?
ROTFLMAO!!!
Oh my gosh – that is SO hilarious! I have no idea how I got through the first 4.5 years of TTC without your blog!
AMAZING!
I am going out on a ledge here and am saying IWTSBBIKTTIMH (I want to steal babies but keep that thought in my head)- is my favorite!
HAha, I think I'm going to make a WRAIDH button for my blog, lol.
love it!!
HILARIOUS! LOVE IT!
love it! thank you so much!
So freaking hysterical! You rock lady!
Oh, God, I needed a good laugh today! This has to be one of my favorite posts, ever. I am totally bookmarking it for the next time I need a good pick-me-up. Thanks!
YHTBITYALSDYT – You had two babies in two years? A little slutty, don't you think?
Just awesome. Especially since I was just reading MckMama's blog and she's preggo again. That will make five in oh, five years. So jealous.
Wifey- I am with ya. I really love MckMama's blog but a bolt of jealousy shot through my heart with that last post. Five for her and none for me? NOT FAIR!!!
I will go with YHTBITYALSDYT as my personal favorite with IWTSBBIKTTIMH as a close second!
Love it! Love It! Love it!
Yup, my favs are YHTBITYALSDYT & IWTSBBIKTTIMH.
Of course I love WSHH… we just have to love it…..
OMG!! These are SO hilarious! I love the two babies one. Seriously, how many times do I think that about women I see at the store or who I know!
You made my day!
This was amazing!! Thanks for the laugh!!
So funny!
One of your best!
Thanks for making me laugh. ITOPWIP is the most appropriate for my work. I'll remember it the next time I see another pregant woman and think…not fair…
Hopefully I'll laugh now at the memory rather than run for a cry in the ladies.
One of the best posts…ever!
I love all of them, but in particular ITOPWIP.
I'm following you and hope you'll follow me too.
So funny! These posts really brighten my day!
Too funny! Spot on, sistah!
lol!! way too funny!
genius! thanks for this!!!
IWTSBBIKTTIMH – I want to steal babies but I keep that thought in my head.
My favourite :p
ROTFLMAO