Jun 20
You could have been a gymnast or at least a member of Cirque du Soleil. You really missed your calling.
Your doctor recommended putting a pillow under your behind and laying on your back for 30 minutes after baby-making sex. No urinating either ladies (a mistake you made several times, early on!) But I don’t recall your doctor ever informing you that you need to do a headstand or any other gymnastic pose. But you still continue to do them all.
You have tried:
- a full headstand.
- a partial headstand where you place your hands on your lower back and lift your legs straight above your head.
- lifting your pelvis.
- putting TWO or THREE pillows under your behind (the recommended one pillow is not working out for you).
- laying on the bedroom floor and placing your legs on the wall.
- any other yoga pose.
Your husband continues to be impressed during each of your Cirque du Soleil performances.
If you are interested in tickets, the next performance is days 10-20, every other day.
What other poses have YOU done?
been there! i was a 2 or 3 pillows-with-my-feet-propped-up-on-the-headboard kind of girl. hope SOMETHING works SOON!
this is hilarious…. yeah, i lay there for half-hour with the pillows… husband just sorta is used to it now… but I think it's funny overall…
Nice work ladies! My husband runs and gets me the pillows now but last week I did the headstand, for the first time.
lol
no,no, 3 pillows under my pelvis and my legs on the wall and waiting at least one hour before i get up!!! 3 things together is more powerful…i think, every time, every month
My husband and I did the whole pillow thing under the butt or feet on the wall . . . until we got a new gynie and were told that I actually need to lie on my stomach during “marination” because my uterus is tipped back!!!! OMG, an entire year of marinating in the wrong position. Le sigh.