Jun 06
Before you started really trying to conceive, you probably purchased a few baby items.
Giggling excitedly, you went to a store and purchased a baby books, onesies and a few additional cute baby clothes. Maybe your mommy friends lent you some stuff, just in case. You happily put these items in a box in your basement until you were pregnant. Fast forward 2-10 years, these ‘cute’ baby items are now collecting dust in your basement and the books that were once brand new, have formed spiderwebs on them. Over time, you have slowly given away these items to expectant moms. ” Continue reading »
May 30
This “Infertility Song” has been downloaded from YouTube almost one million times. You are guilty of downloading it at least 650,000 of those times (and crying uncontrollably during the song).
May 23
…You will probably never have to worry about your husband having a love child like Arnold Schwarzenegger. “You can barely get me pregnant, honey. Good luck knocking up another woman.”
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May 22
You’re walking down the street and a mother is pushing a stroller with twins. Some normal people would think “Awww.. twins. Isn’t that cute?” You automatically think “Do they look identical? I wonder if she did fertility.” Continue reading »
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May 16
You have a theory. When you’re obsessively waiting by the phone for your beta blood test results, you believe that if your clinic calls back before noon, it’s good news. After 12pm, the results must be negative.
You’re sure that somewhere in small print, your clinic has a rule. Good news before noon and bad news afterwards. This can be found in the ‘How to Torture an Infertile’ consent form. Continue reading »
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