Jan 03

The two week wait will determine your fate.

It starts with a date with your wedded mate
You need his best Grade A bait to be inserted into your special gate
You pay a large rate and hope Aunt Flow is late

Then, you wait…

During the two week wait, you begin to gain weight
From all that chocolate you ate
Because you just licked the plate
You’re filled with such hate
You’re not feeling too great
And you’re being irrate (which is not a good trait)
You want to crawl underground into a grate
Or at least live in another state
Maybe Kuwait?
You pray that little Kate or baby Nate will be worth the wait

Until then, you wait to see your fate

9 Responses to “#826 The Two Week Fate”

  1. Andrea says:

    So true! The 2ww, or 2 worst weeks are awful. You go from make shift chemistry lab with all the pee sticks lined up for comparison to being a pregnancy detective…its all so taxing!

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  2. Anonymous says:

    This is GREAT!


  3. Anonymous says:

    I am in the 2 week wait right now…I keep thinking if it worked I would feel something… so the wait continues!

  4. ttc4toolong says:

    SO TRUE! I feel like this 2ww is long. I think I am on 13dpo (I didnt chart this cycle.)

  5. Elisabeth says:


    My name is Elisabeth, and I am an infertility / repeated pregnancy loss "veteran". You can read a little bit about me and my experiences in my (not very updated) blog: drhousewife.blogspot.com . I am completing a PhD in Counseling Psychology, and my dissertation is focused upon the impact of infertility on marriage. I believe strongly that there is a need for better support services for men and women who are undergoing IF diagnosis and treatment, and my hope is that this study will aid in the development of such services.

    I am contacting you after stumbling across your blog. I am recruiting participants for my study, and wanted to invite you and your husband to take part. All that would be involved would be the completion of an online survey, that would take approximately 20 minutes. All couples who complete the surveys will receive a voucher good for a pair of free movie tickets at a Regal Cinemas.

    Please let me know if you are interested! I have included the criteria for participation below.

    Best of luck to you!

    Member of a married, heterosexual couple
    Both you and your spouse are between the ages of 20 – 45
    You do not have any biological or adopted children living in your home
    You are not currently pregnant
    Either you, your spouse, or both has received an infertility diagnosis
    You are CURRENTLY receiving medical treatment for infertility
    Both you and your partner are willing to participate & have access to the internet

  6. Sonya says:

    Hey there.. thanks for the blogstalk! I'm enjoying catching up on your info. :)

  7. Krystal says:

    Ah, yes the dreaded 2ww… it's going slow and costing me a lot of pee sticks as we speak! At least it's passing the time, right?

  8. Infertility centre says:


    Really great

  9. Emily says:

    This month I wish for the 2ww. Anovulatory months might be worse. I can have coffee with no fear this month :(