Jan 03

The two week wait will determine your fate.

It starts with a date with your wedded mate
You need his best Grade A bait to be inserted into your special gate
You pay a large rate and hope Aunt Flow is late

Then, you wait…

During the two week wait, you begin to gain weight
From all that chocolate you ate
Because you just licked the plate
You’re filled with such hate
You’re not feeling too great
And you’re being irrate (which is not a good trait)
You want to crawl underground into a grate
Or at least live in another state
Maybe Kuwait?
You pray that little Kate or baby Nate will be worth the wait

Until then, you wait to see your fate