Dec 24

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

The Scenario:

You are dreading signs of your period, and you go to the toilet in a dimly lit restaurant. You pee, you wipe and then you look. But wait! The restroom is dimly lit and it is too dark to see the toilet paper. YIKES! You squint your eyes and try to stare at that TP from every angle. Is that a red smudge or is it just too dark to see properly? You try to hold the paper up to cracks of light in the door but no luck. Maybe if you stand on the toilet you can see better or perhaps you should take the toilet paper out of the stall to the sink area. “Just inspecting the toilet paper,” You will tell the other ladies. If any of them are infertile, they will understand. Maybe also try carrying a flashlight or a box of matches. Lighting a match in a restroom stall seems like a great idea.

8 Responses to “#830 The toilet paper inspection and the dimly lit restroom”

  1. Rach says:

    LOL. I'm a master and examining TP!

    How's the online courses going?

  2. Kelly says:

    This is soooo true!!

  3. Cherish says:

    Yes! I've totally had this problem! Checking for CM vs. blood in a campground bathroom is the worst…your hands are always dirty and the bathroom is insanely dark.

  4. Kellie says:

    I seriously thought I was the only one who did this…LOL!!

  5. Anonymous says:

    what about when you start wearing dark underwear on purpose so that you can't keep examining that throughout the day as well?

  6. our unicorn uterus story says:

    I have made my husband only buy white toilet paper so I can really see what is going on.

  7. juniper76 says:

    Lol, I was doing this just last week! A darkly lit stall, but there was one bit of sunlight coming in under the door… The problem was, once I got the TP in the light, my eyes were too far away to see properly. D'oh!

  8. elaaisa says:

    This is really funny. and so true! Even worse in France where toilet paper is dark pink!!!