Feb 21

Gee Wiz!

How come you can’t just be truly sick anymore without people thinking you’re pregnant? You have a headache; people assume you’re pregnant, You’re tired, people assume you’re pregnant; You have a wart; people assume you’re pregnant. You can no longer feel ill without some nosy co-worker, relative, friend, grandparent or mother-in-law asking if you’re expecting. God help it if you call into work sick, the following day, Continue reading »

Feb 17


No doubt, your parents, mother-in-law, relative or friend has said to you: “Is there something you want to tell me?”

Translation
ARE YOU PREGNANT YET?
ARE YOU EXPECTING?
AM I A GRANDMOTHER YET?

You give the customary and polite “No, nothing yet” response but inside you are fuming. You don’t walk into somebody else’s home and Continue reading »

Feb 16

These people can be parents and we can’t? Can you say “Balloon Boy?”

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Feb 14

Watch out for those Progesterone side effects. But perhaps two vagina’s would get us pregnant quicker.

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Feb 14

“I love you, darling. Now kindly stay away from my vaginal area.”

It’s Valentine’s Day and while all other couples are romantically embracing, you must tell your sweetheart that your vagina is off limits today. You can’t have sex for a number of reasons including (but not limited to):

  1. You have timed intercourse and you had sex yesterday. If you ‘do him in’ today that will throw off your entire schedule, and he can’t be shooting blanks.
  2. You just had an IUI/IVF and you don’t want to jiggle and jangle your body.
  3. You are having a Valentine’s Day period! Aunt Flow just showed without flowers and is all red in the face.
  4. You are in an IVF cycle and you are under doctor’s orders NOT to have intercourse.
  5. You are recovering from your fifth miscarriage.
  6. You would have sex but a negative pregnancy test just made you not in the mood.
  7. You have the . You have just inserted nine vaginal suppositories into your hoo ha, and no one would want to explore that territory right now.
  8. You’ve had baby making sex over 3,000 times this year. You just don’t want to do it.

Valentine’s Day infertility rocks!

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