Feb 07

Infertility is no joking matter. But if it was, these would be the jokes….

How does an RE like his eggs?
Over 20mm!

Why did the RE cross the road?
Because there was an affluent, infertile woman in her 30s on the other side.

Why does it take 50 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they won’t ask for directions either!

Two sperm were swimming through a woman’s body.
The first said, “Whew. I’m getting tired. Just how far is it to the uterus?”
“The uterus?” the second laughed. “We’re not even past the esophagus yet!”

You know you are trying to get pregnant when…Someone asks you today’s date and you reply “Day 21″ . . .

Why do gypsies have trouble getting pregnant?
They have crystal balls.

How many infertility patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Screw in a lightbulb! Hmmm . . . do you think it might help? . . .

Clomid, Progesterone and Laughter are the best medicines!

Fertility jokes from !

16 Responses to “#809 Did you hear the one about the infertile and the chicken?”

  1. Bean stalk ballads says:


  2. Jodie says:

    Thanks for the laugh!

  3. Sonja says:


    I just blogged about how I should just raise chickens.

  4. Adam and Julia says:


  5. Lisa says:

    love it, love it!!!!!!

  6. Busted Kate says:

    What's the difference between infertility and a bucket of poop?

    The bucket!

    Love the jokes, especially the Day 21 one.

  7. amorsalado says:

    I laughed right out loud at the light bulb one. I've been doing this so long and done so many odd things, that I completely and totally understand and identify with that mindset!

  8. Hopeful Mama Hack says:

    Do you really think a lightbulb will help? Might have to try that one! :-P

    Great jokes and those are indeed the best medicines!

  9. Amanda says:

    Only someone who has checked their cervical position with one hand while touching the tip of their nose or their lips with the other can truly appreciate the hilarity of this haha.


  10. Rebecca says:

    LOL, I needed that. Too funny.

  11. cheryl says:

    I love 1 and 3.

  12. Anonymous says:

    the 50 million sperm for one egg was hilarious!!! thank you.

  13. Goodyear Family says:

    Great laugh….

  14. Shanna says:

    Day 21…guilty! lol…this is very funny stuff.

  15. Krystal says:

    LMAO thank you for the laughs!

  16. Jeff Burdick says:

    Nothing wrong with fertility humor. It can be the best medicine for couples involved in the lengthy fertility clinic journey. Here’s my own humorous fertility video from the male perspective: