Always get a negative pregnancy test? Have you ever seen two lines on a pee stick? Here are some helpful ways to achieve your BFP.
- Draw on the second line yourself. Both marker and pen will work. Then show your husband the exciting news!
- Cross your eyes until your sight becomes blurry and you actually see a second line.
- Get a pregnant lady to pee on your stick.
- Sneak into a pregnant lady’s house and stick your pregnancy test in her leftover urine on the toilet seat.
- Urinate following your HCG trigger shot (the hormone in the shot will actually produce two lines) and this will make you very happy.
- Close your eyes when looking at the results and just assume it’s positive.
- Stick the pee test in a glass of apple juice. The defective pregnancy stick could mean you are pregnant.
- Pee on two sticks for two lines.
- Ask a blind person to read you the results.
- Buy your pregnancy test from an online store called “yourpregnancytestwillbepositive.com.”
- Try to buy the Octomom’s old pregnancy test off eBay.
- Or just look through the trash in your fertility clinic’s bathroom until you find a positive test. Note: you might have to wait weeks for this.
Congratulations, you are now pregnant!