Hey Bert!
Hey Ernie!
Hey Big Bird!
Let’s all sing those ABCs together, infertility style!
A – Azoospermia (Help! You have no sperm!)
B – Being Barren
C – Cervical mucus (Your favorite type of mucus!)
D – Donor eggs (Whose your daddy?)
E – Eggs (Do not hard boil or scramble)
F – Failed IUI, failed IVF…ect…
G – Getting pregnant naturally (Tell us your secret!)
H – Heal my hymen, doctor!
I – In vitro fertilization me!
J – Jiggly breasts (Early pregnancy symptom?)
K – Kegel exercises (No need to hit the gym!)
L – Loopy for Lupron!
M – Male factor infertility is awesome!
N – Negative pregnancy tests (Save your money. Their always negative!)
O – Ovulation predictor kits
P – PCOS, Progestrian and periods rock!
Q – Quack (Aka your fertility doctor)
R – Rip roaring baby-making sex! (Not as fun as it sounds)
S – Semen analysis cup (Do not drink!)
T – Two week wait (It’s definitely not worth the wait!)
U – Urology appointment (Help us, Doctor Balls!)
V – Varicocele veins (Stop heating up that sperm!)
W – When are you going to get pregnant? (World’s best question)
X – X-ray that scrotum!
Y – Yes! (You’re still not pregnant!)
Z – Zygote, where are you?
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LOL! Good laugh for the day.
LMAO! Help us, Doctor Balls! Where do you come up with this stuff?
Clever post!
for sure..maybe we all can hang this on our nursery walls untill we finally do get pregs!
♥ ac
Ha, very clever! N is very true, and R is just hilarious.
Awesome! What a good one.
Great laugh!!!! Keep them coming LOL