Hey baby sister, I’m so glad you’re uterus is working properly but can you hold off getting pregnant with baby #2 until I get knocked up? Continue reading »
Mar 02
You can hear the stay-at-home mom chatter now. “Oh my goodness, Clarissa. Did you hear that so-and-so drank ALCOHOL during her two week wait?” Continue reading »
Feb 28
Reason suggested by Tiffany.
No! Telling you how much her kids daycare costs does not make you feel better about not being able to get pregnant. Telling you that she has not slept in 2 years does not make you feel better. Asking if you “still want one” after seeing her child have a temper tantrum does not make you feel better. Yes, unhelpful mommy friend, I still want to have a baby.
“We spent $30,000 a year on baby Timmy’s daycare; $40,000 on little Carol’s private school for the gifted… Are you sure you still want a baby? They are sooooo expensive.” Wow. Continue reading »
Feb 24
Always get a negative pregnancy test? Have you ever seen two lines on a pee stick? Here are some helpful ways to achieve your BFP. Continue reading »
Feb 23
Trying for a baby means you have a lot of sex.
But for someone having all this baby-making fun, where do all those sperms go? In “normal” fertile couples, they ‘do it,’ and his millions of sperms swim frantically until one breaks through the egg. In your case, his little generals seem to enjoy one last bachelor party in your cervical mucus water park, get hungover and completely forget to swim into your uterus. But where do they go? You have just been inserted with millions (or for those lower semen counts, just a handful) of sperms but Continue reading »
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