“I love you, darling. Now kindly stay away from my vaginal area.”

It’s Valentine’s Day and while all other couples are romantically embracing, you must tell your sweetheart that your vagina is off limits today. You can’t have sex for a number of reasons including (but not limited to):

1. You have timed intercourse and you had sex yesterday. If you ‘do him in’ today that will throw off your entire schedule, and he can’t be shooting blanks.
2. You just had an IUI/IVF and you don’t want to jiggle and jangle your body.
3. You are having a Valentine’s Day period! Aunt Flow just showed without flowers and is all red in the face.
4. You are in an IVF cycle and you are under doctor’s orders NOT to have intercourse.
5. You are recovering from your fifth miscarriage.
6. You would have sex but a negative pregnancy test just made you not in the mood.
7. You have the . You have just inserted nine vaginal suppositories into your hoo ha, and no one would want to explore that territory right now.
8. You’ve had baby making sex over 3,000 times this year. You just don’t want to do it.

Valentine’s Day infertility rocks!