Hey Facebook Friend, although we’ve enjoyed the thousands of pictures of your growing belly, your ultrasound photos and your babies first poopie diapers, for the love of God, PLEASE STOP!!!!!!
You may politely comment on your fertile friend’s daily status updates and maternity photos, but here are some things you would rather say instead…
FB Friend, I may have commented that your belly looks great but I really meant you look like a fatty!
FB Friend, your 3D ultrasound is just plain scary!
FB Friend, stop posting photos of your babies. They aren’t that cute. At least you won’t have to worry about future boyfriends!
FB Friend, you are right. Your ankles do look fat!
FB Friend, I don’t need daily updates about your pregnancy. Would you like daily updates about my transvaginal appointments?
FB Friend, it’s unfortunate that your baby looks so much like your husband.
FB Friend, my frozen embryos are cuter than your fetus.
FB Friend, I’ll listen to you talk about your mucus plug if you’ll listen to me discuss my cervical mucus.
Hey Facebook Friend, we love you but we are sensitive and vulnerable but strong women who need a little bit of extra support and hugs right now. And we also know that oneday, we might post our belly and kid pictures too, just with a little more sensitivity.
Lighten up people, its a joke. or so i thought until i posted my ultrasound pics online and had a miscarrage. dont jinx it. God killed my unborn baby for showing him him on fbook.
I love this site!!! I do not care if others consider it “mean” or “immature”! The fact is that human nature is complex and we talk about other people. Plain and simple. For those of you that think a friend has never said something negative about you ….. HAHAHAHAHA thanks for the extra laugh! If you do not like what you read here …. perhaps you should refrain from coming back! (next time you laugh at a comic making fun of someone for something out of the norm … please consider yourselves “mean”, “immature”, and “cold hearted”.) For everyone else …. I am glad that you are able to laugh, smile, find comfort, and continue trying to make your dreams come true!
I think those 3D pictures look sooo gross. And I dont get why people always say it looks cute. There is nothing cute about it and newsflash it looks like every other 3D baby to the untrained eye. And really how many of us facebook friends are in the profession to stare at overly excited moms to be bellies. Ugh some things should just be left to close family and friends… say the ones you communicate through other mediums rather than JUST facebook!
This is one of the many reasons that I no longer look at my Fbook account anymore. Many of my friends post the the silliest, most trivial, shallow updates. Not worth my time.
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