The infertility roller coaster is super fun so buckle up and let’s go!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Whether you are new to the ride or have been riding for a number of years, the infertility coaster keeps getting more fun. Buckle up! It is awesome! When you first take your ride, you are super excited imagining how incredibly fun it will be. Time drags on as the coaster starts going slower and slower to the top of the hill, then you wait for a moment at the top, feeling excited and a little nauseated.
Then, down you go!
Your heart drops…
Your chest sinks…
You don’t care how awful you look…
Your breasts deflate…
You get a little wet (if it’s a water coaster or from your tears)…
But you still want to go back on this ride…You pay your money again and hop back on.
Excitement and joy…
Heart is pounding…
Body feels different…
A rush of adrenal…
Then….
It’s over.
You are no longer excited.
Your stomach hurts.
You feel disappointed.
Next time you go to the amusement park, just ride the bumper cars and eat a lot of cotton candy.
AMEN!
Or skip the amusement park and go straight to the bar…
The bar is definitely a better idea.
So true. (The roller coaster AND the bar!)
Boarding that roller coaster this evening! Stick says I'm ovulating! Wooo wooo!
rollercoasters make me vomit so i avoid them in real life…so why dont i with this journey?
♥ac
love your blog. If life gives you lemons….
, I can so relate to this blog.
big hug
xx
marian