1. I heard about this lady who got implanted with the wrong embryo. Did that happen at your fertility clinic?
The thought has crossed your mind a million times that your clinic could implant the wrong sperm or egg. After all, your little eggies and his not-so-fast sperm are outside your body and hanging around a lab room. You’ve heard stories where a fertility doctor was sued because she implanted the wrong embryo into the wrong uterus. But unless your future baby comes out a completely different color, speaks a foreign language or looks exactly like the other couple doing IVF at the same time as you, then you’re keeping the baby. Hell, you’ll keep the baby regardless.

2. You can have one of my eggs!
First of all, thank you for the pretend offer. If you really mean it, then you will inject yourself with fertility drugs for 4-6 weeks, feel swollen and bloated, and then retrieve your eggs under general anesthesia. Second of all, I’d rather use my own, better-looking DNA. I’d rather my children not inherit your extra large forehead. Third, the only eggs I’ll take from you are the one’s in your fridge. The Omega threes. Thanks again for the pretend offer but I’ll pass.  Continue reading »