Aug 26
The nose blow and wipe. Only try this at home.
You were sitting on the toilet this morning when you noticed that the toilet paper had a trace of blood on it.
Your mind raced with exciting thoughts.
OMG. My period is not supposed to arrive yet. Could this be implantation bleeding?
It’s definitely not my period. Maybe I’m pregnant?
Then, you wipe again and the toilet paper is completely clear. What does that mean?! Now, you are sitting (attractively) on the toilet seat, feeling quite happy and hopeful that you might be pregnant until you remember….
You just did the nose blow and wipe. Continue reading »
Tagged with: implantation
Aug 18
Dear Starbucks Customer Service,
You should really offer your female customers a Menstrual Cycle Day, half-priced Frappuccino. This will help decrease our anger and make us feel just a tiny bit better as we have an emotional breakdown inside your bathroom. You can call it the Bitchin’ Grande, Extra Caffeinated, Extra Mocha, My Period Just Arrived, High Fat, Whipped and Spiked Frappuccino.
Listed below, I have also included some other Frappuccino suggestions on your coffee menu. Continue reading »
Tagged with: Fertility Frappuccino
Aug 06
Deep Infertile Thought of the Day–>
“Always believe that the glass is half full… unless it’s a semen analysis cup than the cup should really be completely full because a half empty and half full cup may mean he’s shooting blanks.”
Tagged with: infertility
Aug 02
Some daily inspiration courtesy of BlogHer TV.
Jul 29
Last week your sweet husband innocently said to you: “Honey (except he doesn’t really call you honey but you wish he did), let’s book a vacation in February.”
Your first thoughts were: How can we book a vacation that far in advance?! I know it’s six months from now but what if we’re in the middle of fertility treatments? Don’t we have to save money anyways? What if I’m pregnant by then? I probably won’t want to fly during first trimester.
What you actually say to him: “That sounds nice, dear (except you don’t usually call him dear. You aren’t 70 years old). Let’s just book it closer to the time.” Continue reading »
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