Nov 18

Which is strange because you don’t really like lasagna.

You went out for dinner with your hubby the other night and everything on the menu looked absolutely delicious to you. The waiter walked by with a plate of lasagna and it smelled so delicious you decided to order the same dish. 

“But honey, you don’t really like lasagna,” your husband commented. Is this a pregnancy craving? You privately think to yourself.

When your meal arrives, you eat your entire plate of lasagna and a couple slices of your husband’s pizza, along with ice cream and cake for dessert.

“You sure are hungry tonight,” your husband innocently comments. This is strange. I never eat so much. You privately think to yourself.

In the bathroom stall, you do a quick google search “Eating a lot, is that a pregnancy symptom?” “Does craving lasagna mean I’m pregnant?” Google answers back: Yes. You could be pregnant. Your period is now officially two hours late. You could be pregnant! Google said so. Better not drink so much wine with dinner. Hee hee.

The next day, your period arrives in full force. Your body has tricked you once again. Fertility Tip: Never order the lasagna at a restaurant.

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One Response to “#596 You Had a Craving for Lasagna”

  1. Tara says:

    Don’t forget the part where not only are you NOT PREGNANT, but you also gained 3 pounds from that lasagna dinner……

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