Last night, you woke up in a puddle of drool. It’s odd because you never usually drool in your sleep.
Maybe it’s a pregnancy symptom?
Like any good infertile, you woke up and googled “Drooling a lot. Pregnancy Symptom?
Google Answer: Thanks for your daily questions about your possible pregnancy symptoms. Drooling a lot could indicate you’re pregnant or could mean you are just unattractive while you sleep. I suggest you flip over your pillow to the dry side and try not to drool on your spouse. And no, coughing a lot and hiccuping are not early pregnancy symptoms so please stop asking.
(If you think I’m sort-of funny, you can also catch me