Mar 22

Last night, you woke up in a puddle of drool. It’s odd because you never usually drool in your sleep.

Maybe it’s a pregnancy symptom?

Like any good infertile, you woke up and googled “Drooling a lot. Pregnancy Symptom?

Google Answer: Thanks for your daily questions about your possible pregnancy symptoms. Drooling a lot could indicate you’re pregnant or could mean you are just unattractive while you sleep. I suggest you flip over your pillow to the dry side and try not to drool on your spouse. And no, coughing a lot and hiccuping are not early pregnancy symptoms so please stop asking.

(If you think I’m sort-of funny, you can also catch me

7 Responses to “#627 Is Drooling a Pregnancy Symptom?”

  1. says:

    LOL! I only drool in my sleep when AF is here!

  2. Jax says:

    What about if you always sleep with your mouth hanging open? *Face palm*.

    EVERYTHING is a symptom.

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  4. Alexandra's mum says:

    I’m the queen of Google searches. Ok, well actually- I’m the queen of stupid Google searches *hides face in shame*

  5. Sinan Ozyol Poops Himself says:

    What do I know? I thought that my period being 6 days late was a pregnancy symptom, but alas it was not. I found that out on day 7.

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    Luo Ji was surprised to see jordan retro 11.

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