Jul 10

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (unless you have a quickie IVF at the Bellagio Hotel by a doctor who looks like Doogie Howser. Then what happens in Vegas stays with you for the next nine months).

To Be or Not to Be That is the Questio
n (but what is the answer. Am I pregnant or not?) –William Shakespeare

Don’t Put Baby in a Corner
(unless it’s my baby because I actually got pregnant. Then you can put the baby or the crib where ever you like) –Dirty Dancing

My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get (and my fertility doctor said life is like a box of fertility drugs, you never know when you’re going to FET) –Forrest Gump

You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth
(and please lie to me if you’re calling to give me bad news about my pregnancy test results) –A Few Good Men

And don’t forget some other  popular quotes which can be found here.

6 Responses to “#657 Popular Fertility Sayings… Sort Of”

  1. brit16 says:

    I like the “you can’t handle the truth” the best. My nurses must have thought this considering they liked to sugarcoat everything! If you would like to hear my ivf success story please visit http://www.ivfsuccessstories.info Good luck to everyone still trying to have their miracle baby!

  2. Alexandra's mum says:

    I agree with Halle Barry…in a perfect world, the older you get, the more fertile you should be! I still laugh (somewhat bitterly) at the $$$ we spent on contraceptives. Should of just gotten a head start when we were first married, instead of waiting three years to try. Ironically, when we weren’t ready for a baby, we probably would have conceived on our first cycle! Don’t mind me, I’m in the bitter barn this morning ;)

  3. scandinavian endo girl, angel mom. says:

    Thank you! This was a much needed laugh. I´m prefailing my next FET three months in advance :s *Need some optimism*

  4. says:

    Ha, Forrest Gump is my favorite.

  5. Ha! Loving these!

  6. fredafr says:

    I love ‘you can’t handle the truth!’