Ever feel overwhelmed by your situation?
Where is our baby?
Am I ever going to get pregnant?
How do I take this injection?
Will I get side effects from the fertility drugs?
What happens if IVF doesn’t work?
The two week wait is killing me!
And don’t just stop there!
I hope I don’t get the H1N1 virus!
I hate my job! Will I lose my job?
My husband and I fight all the time.
I feel so alone and depressed.
I have no money to pay for treatments.
If you do plan to worry all of the time, don’t forget about:
1. Nuclear war
2. The year 2012 – (rumor has it, the world will end. Awesome! If this is going to happen, why are we spending all this money on fertility?)
3. When you go to the bathroom at someone’s house and the toilet doesn’t flush. Embarrassing!
4. Walking around with food stuck in your teeth and no one tells you.
5. Farting quietly and realizing that it smells.
Give your mind a rest today and fill it only with positive thoughts.
love those references to farting! I may be 35 but farting jokes never get old. hee hee
Your blog is my favorite blog of all time. You are a breath of fresh air to my angry, depressed sometimes pathetic infertile world.
Thank you for doing what you do – you are the light at the end of the tunnel for me!
Thanks so much Nichole! You are fantastic! Being angry, pathetic and depressed is really great but I would also throw in suicidal, fearful and homicidal, just for fun!
I stop in to read the blog every day. Today I really needed a pick me up, I have to start my first round of clomid tomorrow and my friend just told me, knowing I am having a hard time with this, that my hips will have so many uses WHEN I AM A MOTHER. I needed a pick me up and the fart joke was great! I laughed so hard at that!!!
Thanks for making laugh today, yet again!
you gotta love those farts…
So hilarious! I died when I read #5!!!!!
#3 is a constant fear of mine!
Or that it block up and will start to overflow!